Ron Burgundy: "Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vajayjay."
(I'll keep it PG-13 - This is a hike in Torrey Pines State Reserve, next to the fancy golf course.)
Brian Fantana: [seriously] "I'm telling you, this lady has really crawled into Ron's head."
Brick Tamland: [breaks out laughing] "That's a good one."
(At the La Costa resort, in Carlsbad, north of San Diego.)
Ron Burgundy: "You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair."
(Night out in the Gaslamp Quarter)
Ron Burgundy: "We are laughing and we are very good friends. Good buddies sharing a special moment... "
Brian Fantana: "Don't say anything Ron and just let it happen."
Ron Burgundy: "...laughing and enjoying our friendship, and someday we'll look back on this with much fondness."
Brian Fantana: "Yeah, yeah."
(At the Boardwalk Bar and Grill, a certified KU Jayhawks bar in Mission Beach. Look at the petite Jayhawks painted on the wall behind us... precious.)
Ron Burgundy: "Sweet Lincoln's mullet." (It was really really really windy.)
Ron Burgundy: [signing off] "You stay classy, Planet Earth."
Champ Kind: "Champ here! I'm all about havin' fun. You know, get a couple cocktails in me, start a fire in someone's kitchen. Maybe go to SeaWorld, take my pants off. Anyway, I kinda known for my catch phrase WHAMMY! As in Gene Tenace at the plate... iiittt WHAMMY! WHAMMY!"
(Brian, Andrew and the b-day boy)
Spanish Anchor: "Como estan, beetches?"
Ron Burgundy: [to Veronica] "It's all right, my sweet chinchilla."
(More Torrey Pines hiking)
Brian Fantana: "So the team pancake breakfast is tomorrow morning at nine, instead of eight."
Ron Burgundy: "Oop... I almost forgot. I won't be able to make it fellas. Veronica and I trying this new fad called uh, jogging. I believe it's jogging or yogging. it might be a soft j. I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild."
(Cass, Andi, Emily and Lynne - Andi's BFF from high school - all of us donking it up)
Ron Burgundy: "You dirtbags have been in third place for five years."
Frank Vitchard: "Oh yeah? Well, you're about to be in... dead place."
(I thought these crazy birds were going to snatch us up in their beaks and to have for dinna....)
Ron Burgundy: [riding unicorns through cartoon Pleasure Town] "Look, the most glorious rainbow ever!"
(Chris, playing with the kelp, and calling for all unicorns.)
Thanks for putting up with my Anchorman movie quotes. I am a dork.















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